November 16, 2009 by Jewish Dave
someone help me...
Sorry everyone. I was really excited to get posting on TheFour11 back when I started earlier this year but then I came down with a serious sickness. It involves moving gems around within a perfectly, scientifically, brain-attacking 1-minute time limit. Pop Cap Game’s “Bejeweled Blitz” on Facebook is the most addictive thing I’ve ever known. Worse than sex. Worse than food. Worse than Diet Coke. Worse than cigarettes (I don’t smoke, but I’ve heard…). Worse than crack-cocaine (see: cigarettes). Worse than masturbation… Yea… It’s that bad…
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Posted in 1, Gaming, Websites | Tagged bejeweled, blitz, facebook, games, pop cap, puzzle, videogames | Leave a Comment »
August 2, 2009 by Shinketsu
…and it has been sucking my damn life away! Honestly, I saw this game sitting on shelves back in November of last year, and I scoffed. I said “pffff, look how stupid this box-art is. I mean the girls make up looks like Paul Stanley!” Then, I went on with my life and totally forgot this game existed. I didn’t even know it came out on XBOX 360, and Playstation 3 back in May. That is until, Chad aka 1ofthebees suggested we play this game together. 
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Posted in Gaming, Impressions | Tagged Activision, Ascaron, Blizzard, CDV, Diablo, Fallen Angel, Flyff, Mabinogi, Maplestory, Megaten, microsoft, MMO, MMORPG, Ragnarok, Sacred, Sacred 2, Sacred 2: Fallen Angel, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei: Imagine, World of Warcraft, WoW, Xbox 360 | 1 Comment »
July 20, 2009 by Shinketsu
So, this is just a little tidbit of news. Last night I was talking to Nathan Barnatt (Keith Apicary) on DA BOOK, and I must say he’s a pretty cool dude to talk to. Anyway, we were just chatting about random things, and about how awesome Trale Lewous is, when he shared a some info with me. Apparently, Talking Classics is being developed into a television show.
He didn’t disclose the network, but here’s what he did disclose: Continue Reading »
Posted in Around The Net, Television, Updates, Viral Video, Web Video | Tagged Arthur Fielding, E3, Gameboy, Keith Apicary, Nathan Barnatt, Neo Geo, NES, nintendo, Screw Attack, Sega CD, Super Nintendo, Talking Classics, Whit Hertford | 4 Comments »
July 19, 2009 by Shinketsu
"Segaaaaaa"
If you’ve been scouring the web, then you’ve probably seen this bit of genius work. No, this isn’t a sad attempt of some YouTube celebrity trying to be famous (like me!). This person pictured on the left (if you couldn’t already tell) is Keith Apicary, a retro video game fan. Keith has all kinds of amazing game systems, and he sure does love to show them off. Keith’s best friend is Arthur Fielding who got him a job at video game store “Games Extreme” (“you’re welcome.”) Keith Apicary is the recent brainchild of funny-man Nathan Barnatt. Much like Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat, Bruno, Ali G), Nathan Barnatt also boasts a number of successful characters such as Action Sequence Pro Gawl Senglelis, and Trale Lewous, who makes commercials for companies that don’t ask him to. However, unlike Mr. Cohen, Nathan doesn’t infiltrate your mind with gratuitous amounts of dick jokes, and dick imagery (i.e. Bruno.) In fact, he serves you a dish of well written comedy, with a side of extra wit. Oh, and did I mention Arthur Fielding, is played by none other than Full House’s Whit Hertford (you know, Walter!) Continue Reading »
Posted in Around The Net, Television, Viral Video, Web Video | Tagged Ali G, Arthur Fielding, Borat, Bruno, E3, Full House, Gawl Senglelis, Keith Apicary, Nathan Barnatt, Sacha Baron Cohen, Screw Attack, Talking Classics, Trale Lewous | 4 Comments »
July 4, 2009 by Knoxximus
Why hellooooooooo beautiful!...rawr!
Remember this post? So I’m heading out of an apartment complex today, which is of course the birthday of our great nation that is kinda fucked up right now (and those issues are being addressed), and as I’m passing a dumpster, I see this oldie but goodie giving me the sad puppy dog eyes. For the uninitiated, this is a ‘93 model 34″ Sony Trinitron, A.K.A. The Cadillac of Classic Gaming Televisions. I paid $500 plus for one in ‘95, and it was worth every penny then. Now for free? I’LL TAKE IT! Continue Reading »
Posted in Random, Television | Tagged 4th of July, Classic Gaming, Dumpster, FREE, HEAVY!, S-Video, sony, Super Metroid, SWEET!, Trinitron | 2 Comments »
July 1, 2009 by Shinketsu
I'm afraid I can't do that Jewish Dave
Having never met Jewish Dave before, I must say that he probably is one of the most fantastic person(s) that I’ve never met before. I absolutely adore his writing. Ever since his first post, I immediately said “Wow, this guy is amazing!” Ask Knoxximus if you don’t believe me. However this time, I must say I cannot completely agree with his thoughts. I figure I should reply to his post in the form of a “counter-post” rather than a comment. This is due in part that he replied to my original comment, and then turned that reply into a post. So rather than skipping middle ground, I figure I can sum up my thoughts here. Additionally, I can have a larger work area to fully contain my thoughts.
Dave, I still love you. Continue Reading »
Posted in Editorial, Impressions, Movies, Rant | Tagged batman, christian bale, Cyberdyne, Dyson, Helena Bonham Carter, James Cameron, Kate Brewster, Kate Connor, Marcus Wright, mcg, Sam Worthington, Sarah Connor, Skynet, T-1000, T-800, T-X, Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, Terminator: Salvation | 7 Comments »
June 30, 2009 by Knoxximus
The Superman of Hooks
*deep breath*
HOPPED UP OUT THA BEEEEEEED…TURN MY SWAGG ONNNNNNNN….take a look in the mirror and say what’s up…..YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH! I’M GETTIN’ MONAAAAAAAAAAY!! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I’ll be frank, I was never a Soulja Boy fan. I respect the dude’s hustle, his affinity for videogames, and I’m sure he would be a blast to kick it with (no homo), but I always felt that his music never had much substance to it…nothing to sink your teeth into. But, after his performance on the BET music awards, I finally get it. Substance has it’s place, but sometimes you just wanna yell some shit out at the top of your lungs, and Soulja Boy’s music fits that bill quite nicely. Continue Reading »
Posted in Music, Rant | Tagged A-Rab, Gamertag, Jamie Foxx, King of Hooks, Soulja Boy Tellem, Turn My Swagg On, Xbox 360, youtube | 3 Comments »
June 29, 2009 by Jewish Dave
Hmm... Cool poster... Maybe McG wasn't such a bad choice...
Last night, I couldn’t sleep. It probably had something to do with the nightmares I’m still having, weeks later, after seeing “Terminator: Salvation.” Remember the scene in T2 when Linda Hamilton is holding on to the fence and D-Day blows her skeleton apart? That’s what it feels like thinking back to how bad “Terminator: Salvation” was. The following was originally written last night as a reply to Knoxximus’ post on “Transformers: Revenge of the other bad guy robot who is barely in the movie.” At his request, I’m expanding it a little and posting it here. WARNING: There are SPOILERS… Not that anyone should care…
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Posted in Movies, Rant | Tagged awful, christian bale, mcg, Movies, salvation, stupid, Terminator | 2 Comments »
June 28, 2009 by Shinketsu
Dang what a crazy week of news it’s been in terms of celebrity deaths. I’m not sure if it’s some sort of terrorist attack or what, but it is indeed crazy.
Let’s Recap: Continue Reading »
Posted in Around The Net, Rant | Tagged Billy Mays, Cancer, Cardiac Arrest, Celebrity Death, Charlie's Angels, death, Deaths, Ed McMahon, Edema, End of The World, Farrah Fawcett, Johnny Carson, King of Pop, Michael Jackson, Pitchman | Leave a Comment »
June 26, 2009 by Shinketsu
Just a little quickie for visitors of this site: You guys do know that you CAN reply to other peoples comments without typing “@ (Username)” right? Well wrong, because most of you don’t seem to be doing that.
Just click the REPLY link that’s above their avatar. It makes it so that the comments become threaded and easier to navigate and look more like a conversation.
Try it.
Here’s a picture: 
Go do it.
Posted in Rant, Technology, Updates, Websites | 4 Comments »
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